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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 03:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?

No go.

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Why are FtM trans just another type of woman?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

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So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

What would happen if the US government told the British government in no uncertain terms all RAF bases with USAF personnel now must follow the Constitution and us law, and if the UK tried to defy this, the US military would directly attack the UK?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?